Star Among The Corn
Scene: Vicky’s Veggies Farm Stand – Montauk Highway, Amagansett, NY
Local Woman who claims not to be impressed by celebrities – i.e. my mother – is picking through the corn. Black square Mercedes Benz pulls up.
Meryl Streep (in long tiered skirt and sun hat): Hello!
Local Woman: Oh, hello (continues fiddling with corn, to show not impressed)
Streep: Isn’t it beautiful weather!
Local Woman: Yes.
Streep: The corn has been wonderful this year.
Local Woman: Fabulous.
What else did she buy?
Local Woman: I don’t know…I finished my shopping and drove away. These celebrities come out here in droves. (Obviously not impressed.)