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Star Among The Corn

Scene: Vicky’s Veggies Farm Stand – Montauk Highway, Amagansett, NY
Local Woman who claims not to be impressed by celebrities – i.e. my mother – is picking through the corn. Black square Mercedes Benz pulls up.

Meryl Streep (in long tiered skirt and sun hat): Hello!

Local Woman: Oh, hello (continues fiddling with corn, to show not impressed)

Streep: Isn’t it beautiful weather!

Local Woman: Yes.

Streep: The corn has been wonderful this year.

Local Woman: Fabulous.

What else did she buy?

Local Woman: I don’t know…I finished my shopping and drove away. These celebrities come out here in droves. (Obviously not impressed.)

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